mot•ley (mŏt′lē) adj. 1. Having elements of great variety or incongruity
brew (broo) verb. 1. to contrive, plan, or bring about.
When you take the road less traveled, you find yourself in some interesting places. Sometimes it’s crammed in the back of a van with 6 other guys lost on a highway. Sometimes it’s backstage at Madison Square Garden. When you’re almost famous you get the chance to share busted tour buses and the occasional first class flight. The road is where we spent our younger days; building sets, making 5am liquor runs, fighting off crowds of fans that weren’t ours, and so much more. The road gave us a life we’d never forget. We’re experienced. We’ve called London. We’ve shot sheriffs (but not deputies). We’ve climbed stairways to heaven and fallen in to downward spirals. We’ve fought for our right to party. We’ve lost ourselves. We’ve sat on the dock of the bay. We’ve imagined. We’ve given the drummer some. We were born in the USA.
Being born in the USA means we side with the underdogs, the revolutionaries, the people that never settled for what they were given. We live for fast cars, aged whiskey, and loud guitars. We also live to create. To create something better. And that’s why we’re here. We weren’t satisfied with what we were given in the way of e-liquids. We would not accept the same tobacco companies, that fed us lies for decades, continuing to dictate what we should accept as ‘flavor’. We would not accept inhaling of unknown chemicals, made by untrained people in unclean places. We make our own taste. We choose our own ingredients. We age our recipes until we say they’re ready. We make our own way. We make our own life. We make Motley Brew.
So come vape with us. We’ll be here. We’ve always been here. And this is what we do.
Brew's Brothers (30ML)
Your newest addiction, this one's on a mission from God! When the finest darkly roasted European Espresso is blended with luscious undertones of Madagascar vanilla bean cream, further enhanced by a perfect blend of mildly sweet tobacco and notes of delicately rich butterscotch, you'll be taken for a ride with the most indulgent of flavors.
Pearadise City (30ML)
This boldly sweet treat will take you down to pearadise city with the essence of exotic lychee, coupled with the juiciest pears on earth, and then blended perfectly in silky French vanilla bean cream. A sprig of fresh mint finishes this ambrosius brew for a cooling, yet contrasting delight.
Almost Famous (30ML)
A recipe from our European tour that always made our hearts sing. Delicious freshly-baked cakes engulfed with warm, wild blueberries and rich praline pecans makes for an exceptional flavor that's sure to prove unlike any other. A dusting of powdered sugar completes this seductive dessert, one to enjoy on every vape.
Froot Fighters (30ML)
A delectably sweet and juicy candied melon medley including chilled watermelon, vine-ripened cantaloupe and honeydew plus a few undisclosed recipe treats! Delectable and mouthwatering, this melon felon will leave you breathless in its delicious wake.
Grateful Red (30ML)
A mélange of tart granny smith and ripe red delicious apples bathed in a brown sugar glaze, then luxuriously layered with rich, Tahitian vanilla custard. This masterpiece is then crowned with caramelized cane sugar and lightly salted caramel drizzled on top. Behold this decadent pleasure!
Old Fashioned (30ML)
The finest premium whiskey, a dash of spicy bitters, aromatic citrus notes, and a touch of raw sugarcane highlight this remixed rendition of the classic Old Fashioned. Old school soul; remastered for absolute pleasure.